It’s not every day a kid gets to throw slime on their principal. On Monday morning at Jeremy Ranch Elementary School, that changed.

In fact, it changed more than 70 times. That’s how many students raised over $350 for the school’s annual Fun Run back in September. Overall, the event brought in over $47,000, according to the school’s parent teacher organization’s social chair, Sydnee Arnett.

It also turned the elementary school’s gym into something straight out of a Nickelodeon awards show. Principal Shawn Kuennen sat in a kitty pool on a tarp, donning a bright white cover to protect his clothes as he waited to make good on the school’s promise to its best revenue-earning pupils like French politicians waited to make good on the demands of angered crowds during the Reign of Terror.

This would not be a clean morning for him.

Kids in groups of two to four lined up behind the principal, wielding chalices of gooey, deep green slime. Each of them — all 70 plus — approached their authority figure turned helpless victim with excitement, bewilderment and disbelief flashing in their eyes.

And then, the heinous act itself.

Student by student, cup by cup, the principal’s hair, face and crisp white attire turned sickly green. The slimy substance ran down his body, not sparing his mouth in its slushy journey.

Fourth-grader Jackson Wildman was one of the students who found the principal at his mercy after he raised over $350. While he explained that other students met their fiscal goals through lemonade stands, he opted for good-old-fashioned networking.

“I called my family and friends and gave them my best sales pitch,” he said.

During lunch after the mass sliming, Wildman had a chance to talk to Kuennen about his experience on the other side of the lime-green gunk.

“It got in his mouth,” Wildman said. “He told me it tasted salty.”

Regardless of flavor, Wildman had little remorse for the man he had stuck it to in the name of supporting his school.

When asked if he could have left the principal with a message after draining his slime on him, he offered something suggesting he felt little remorse.

“I would say don’t take a shower for three days after this,” he said.

Still, he added that Kuennen met his students’ playful cruelty with playful acceptance and took the sludge like a champ.

“He was a really good sport,” Wildman said.