Our exclusive 2023 Park City luxury scented-candle collection is a mostly non-toxic blend of natural soy wax, custom fragrance oils and melted Amex Black Cards. No need to complain. One whiff of the unique aromas will melt away all your troubles while setting the perfect mood to make life in our little bubble pop.
Park City Campfire
Evocative of the cozy warmth of a winter apres curled up in front of a roaring outdoor fire pit. Notes of Remy-Martin-infused Ghurka Grand cigars blended with the smoky embers of hundred-dollar bills. Typical burn time is 60-80 hours, or until the Macallan runs out.
Pow Day
Beginning teleportation to your happy place! After a scenic 110-minute drive from White Barn to Snow Park, three feet of fresh snow and a stuck Tesla with Florida plates is all that stands between you and the first epic turns of 2023. Essences of North American pine, Texas cedar and California entitlement.
Home for the Holidays
As a local, why the hell would you stay home for the holidays? Bracing notes of annoyance, anxiety and passive aggression are assuaged by relaxing patchouli and Purple Kush. A slow burn that intensifies as the season goes on.
Bout Time
The pub might be closed, but its charming hometown vibe lives on. Scents of fry sauce and stale beer take turns hitting on Old Spice and cracked vinyl. Gets lit for about four hours then blacks out.
Sugar Daddy
Consider it aromatherapy for influencers. This candle be like, “Hi guys!! So, a lot of you have been asking me what my all-expense-paid trip to Park City was like!! Welp, I got to design my very own scented candle to show you!! You’re welcome!! Use promo code BOYTOY to order!! And smash that ‘like’ button if you want to smell as good as me!!”
Air Bnb
Housing crisis, shmousing crisis! Informed by the smell of Cinnabuns and the freshly turned earth of a historic miner’s shack being uprooted to create an outrageously overpriced getaway for rich people. Makes a great gift for outdoorsy visitors and hip film lovers alike!
Bachelorette Party
Grab your besties and put on your cowboy hat and treadless faux-fur boots that have absolutely zero chance of making it up Main Street. Explores essences of plastic penis straws, a day-drinking sesh at the Veuve yurt, No Name shotskis and last call at The Downstairs. One candle, eight wicks, comes with its own glitter sash. #SquadGoals!
Very Important Person
You’re not worthy to indulge your olfactory senses in this Very Important Candle: the scent of ultimate arrogance. Or are you? Applications currently being taken by the idiot who parked his Bentley on the sidewalk of The Market while he dashed in to buy caviar spoons.
Namaste All Day
Deep, cleansing breaths of mountain air and the aroma of fresh-baked crack bread, infused with the realization that living full time in a ski-town mecca like Park City is actually pretty fricken awesome. This candle is a soul-soothing reminder that the holidays are behind us. Burns for approximately 45 days or until February break. Let’s enjoy it while it lasts!